Total Medals Earned: 6,773 (From 967 different games.) Total Medal Score: 155,770 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/395 points)
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
And you should be damn proud.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (205/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/110 points)
You climbed the tower as a ranger.
You climbed the tower as a barbarian.
You climbed the tower as a knight.
You climbed the tower as a monk.
You climbed the tower as a ninja.
You climbed the tower as a paladin.
You climbed the tower as a priest.
You climbed the tower as a sorceress.
You climbed the tower as a thief.
You climbed the tower as a warrior.
You climbed the tower as a wizard.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/360 points)
Kill 1000 enemies
Ride 3000 miles in one game
Destroy 10 garbage trucks
Kill 100 vultures
Upgrade your car to level 10
Destroy the final boss
Medals Earned: 4/9 (90/220 points)
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survive the cannibal attack
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (400/500 points)
Die 30 times.
Switch gravity 50 times.
Collect all gems.
Finish the game
Finish the game below 400 secs.
Finish the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/310 points)
Watched the credits
Completed the first level!
Completed a chaos level within 30 seconds
Completed the first 10 levels
Completed 20 levels
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/170 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/45 points)
The remote control is over there!
Having a bad ending with Denny
Having a normal ending with Denny
Having a good ending with Denny
The cat is meowing because he likes me!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/365 points)
Completed first stage of the game
Completed a round by a bottle kill
Blinded by a flash bang
Throw 10 bottles in a round. Take that, pop fan!
Killed Misha Hammer
Completed a round without taking any damage
Pwned the company of Gangsters. Even the SWAG one.
Killed Zhora The Hammer before his friends
Completed two rounds without taking any damage. Cool.
Yeah! You've beat the crap out of Blacker and saved the Rock! Great!
Completed three rounds without taking damage. Impossibru!!!